moony

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Quantum entanglement is the phenomenon that occurs when a group of particles are generated, interact, or share spatial proximity in a way such that the quantum state of each particle of the group cannot be described independently of the state of the others, including when the particles are separated by a large distance.”

Or, Lena Luthor is one of the youngest most successful singers of her time, too many relationships to her name, and too many rumours. Kara Danvers is a successful soccer player who just moved to London and is about to start playing with her new team, their roads cross sooner than what’s planned.

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being arab is so fucked up actually like i remember one time my mum grounded me for a whole year back when i was in like sixth grade and the reason why i was grounded is still unknown to me like every time i ask she’s like you know what you did. what the fuck. i’m very curious to know what the fuck i did to deserve being punished for a whole ass year.


parenting tip: if you wanna ground your child at least tell them why they’re being grounded maybe they didn’t even do anything :)

arab parents fucked up i still don’t know what i did and i turn 20 next month parenting
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froody

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette


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manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

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shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

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unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

notcaycepollard

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callmebliss

Can haz snackytreat

ladyshinga

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